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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf, via menthalightfoot)

catsbeaversandducks:

9 Cats Losing The Battle Against Human Furniture

Via Bored Panda

I didn’t have the actual photo anymore, but I remembered I uploaded it to cheeseburger to caption it…

(via mommafluff)

hellaillogical:

I’m sorry I laughed 50,000 years at this.

(via charleytimelord)

stringsonaharp:

Metatron’s search for a colleague who isn’t going to stab him in the back, be less intelligent than a sack of potatoes, or is a child with no experience who will grow up to be a psychotic necromancer, continues.
Aterfer is a useless piece of shit if I never made that clear before.

stringsonaharp:

Metatron’s search for a colleague who isn’t going to stab him in the back, be less intelligent than a sack of potatoes, or is a child with no experience who will grow up to be a psychotic necromancer, continues.

Aterfer is a useless piece of shit if I never made that clear before.

stringsonaharp:

The two are good friends, don’t let Metatron fool you. He just needs a second to handle Quafrea’s supreme flufffiness. With the shear density of snuggle in that pudgy mess he can daunting.

stringsonaharp:

The two are good friends, don’t let Metatron fool you. He just needs a second to handle Quafrea’s supreme flufffiness. With the shear density of snuggle in that pudgy mess he can daunting.

raspbeary:

requested!! its just some stuff ive learned idk dont trust me too much, i had the parts for this laying around for days and was too lazy to put text on it i also added a collage of some chests ive done last minute

(via ziskaism)

So my dash did a gif thing…

meltingpenguins:

semiramis-audron:

meltingpenguins:

celebimbo:

meltingpenguins:

celebimbo:

meltingpenguins:

celebimbo:

okay you know what the most annoying thing about major battle scenes is

it’s when they wound their opponent and then just stand there waiting for them to recover

like no

your enemy is on the ground screaming and vulnerable

fucking stab them in the gut you moron

Though you have to give’m credit if they’re the evil guys:

They’re probably astonished that they actually managing to wound the hero, seeing they probably attacked one by one instead of all at once if they outnumbered that guy.

BUT IT HAPPENS MOST IN ONE-ON-ONE BATTLES THOUGH

well, as long as there’s no lengthly speech involved.

not quite

although there was enough time for one

Has that ever stopped anyone from delivering one?

When you beat them easily but after a certain amount of time there is a cutscene with witty banter and speech breaking up the fight and then the enemy wins against your character because of story reasons…

I see your input and I raise you:

Having teammates with effing distance weapons (magic counts, too) stand around and do nothing.

Hell, folks, that’s the enemy. He’s weakened. Shoot him while he talks.

Oh you want us to shoot him? Naaaah, how about I cast a protection spell against an element the boss doesn’t even use.
Or the all time favourite, friendly fire due to confusion…

meltingpenguins:

celebimbo:

meltingpenguins:

celebimbo:

meltingpenguins:

celebimbo:

okay you know what the most annoying thing about major battle scenes is

it’s when they wound their opponent and then just stand there waiting for them to recover

like no

your enemy is on the ground screaming and vulnerable

fucking stab them in the gut you moron

Though you have to give’m credit if they’re the evil guys:

They’re probably astonished that they actually managing to wound the hero, seeing they probably attacked one by one instead of all at once if they outnumbered that guy.

BUT IT HAPPENS MOST IN ONE-ON-ONE BATTLES THOUGH

well, as long as there’s no lengthly speech involved.

not quite

although there was enough time for one

Has that ever stopped anyone from delivering one?

When you beat them easily but after a certain amount of time there is a cutscene with witty banter and speech breaking up the fight and then the enemy wins against your character because of story reasons…

stringsonaharp:

Take the damn candy cane Voltarien. 
I don’t care if you don’t like them.
When Quafrea gives you a candy cane you take it.

stringsonaharp:

Take the damn candy cane Voltarien.

I don’t care if you don’t like them.

When Quafrea gives you a candy cane you take it.

stringsonaharp:

*not in chronological order

Hey look, I-don’t-give-a-fuck-anymore hands.

charleytimelord:

wtffanfictionvoiced:

Credit goes to WTFFanfiction and the original author.

And made unnecessarily dramatic by yours truly.
Sometimes you just got to have some fun with it.

Oh god, oh god please noooooo!!!

4 days ago - 112
semi-explicit:

Breakfast at Raven’s is to be had… what to wear, decisions, decisions…

Vote has been cast for Towel/Bathrobe combo

semi-explicit:

Breakfast at Raven’s is to be had… what to wear, decisions, decisions…

Vote has been cast for Towel/Bathrobe combo

semiramis-audron:

Have an appointment with the dentist
Get a filling
Go home with your mouth tasting like glue…

Stop at Burger King for Breakfast menu 😺

And Mc Donalds of course…